FAT F@#$!!!! Doughboi

He's a silly fatass goober. Zero thought, head empty.

Ate too much Mcdonalds and look at him now.

Pros:

-Will watch you sleep with no murderous intention during the night

-Will scare the monster under your bed away (THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE)

-You can waterboard it

-May get a bit quirky at night HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR

-Will NOT sell your information to the government

-Less dangerous than the DUMB F@#$!!!! because he is much more "visible"

-Much fatter and much softer so great for hugs!

Cons:

-Kind of stupid

-Useless waste of air and space

-Takes a crap load of space

-Will let you down

-May have done something in Vietnam in 1975

-Does not fit a jar (have tried)

DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY INJURIES OR ACCIDENTS CAUSED BY THIS PLUSH

I highly suggest you to purchase it before it comes to you.

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