This item will blow the doors off the plushie market all while being unable to actually open them.

Gary of Rivia is now stuffed for your pleasure. Increasing your gaming skills by 100%, according to sources. You, too, can set your horse on fire accidentally while spending 2 hours on a side quest searching for a goat. When all you want to find is the boobs.

Your plush little pal comes with a face-accurate beard, glasses, and a removable sword that you can forget to use and later lose.

Get it before it's too late, and don't forget to pick up MauLer, AZ, and Xraygirl to complete your Real BBC set!


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